Yuck..

Disgust!!

Dear friends, I'm pretty sure that you guys know me well enough that I ABOMINATE disgusting people who go around "Hi Baby-ing" every girls they see. They excite nausea man.

I was uploading a picture into Zorpia and I realised there was an incoming message. The display picture showed a female, and I expected that it would be a girl fasinated by Caesar that's all. Message read:

"Heyyy msn cyber? Or you want call i alsoo can dear baby."

Eww.. "dear baby"??Eww.. Ewwwww EWWWWWWWW!!!!
*Throwing up*

So, this guy must be mentally sick enough to post pics of different girls in his profile. Now let us see MY reply.

"Heyyy, I really regret to inform you that I HAVE NO INTEREST IN people like you? Please do not bother to reply to this message unless you own a few good class bungalows? Only then I will be interested to discuss business opportunities with you? If you don't fulfill this requirement, kindly leave this message alone so as to prevent any unnecessary throw-ups? Oh and, I'm NOT your dear baby ok? =) "

*Relieved* That made me felt sooo much better. I thought I could be more mean? In his profile, there's this girl with a naked picture of herself! But of course her important parts were strategically covered by her hair.. as in hair that grows on the head.. and hands and legs. It's a picture of her in a bathroom, leaning against the mirror, using a handphone, snapping a shot. Yes naked, totally naked.
*OK guys, STOP fantasizing.. and clean your drool please.*

Anyway, curious, I clicked on her profile. I noticed she has lots and LOTS of comments that say she's "beautiful", "gorgeous", "pretty", "blah blah blah". I tried to take a closer look. "Eh, not pretty lei..". Took a look at the other pictures.. UGLY pictures.. but still, "You're so beautiful.. and blah, and blah and blah." She's really ugly I swear. Can't see anything attractive about her figure cos her assets were all well hidden. She's slim though.. but, ya know, I have no good reasons to go "wow" over small waist line.

Why ar? Why were there sooooo many idiots commenting she's pretty?? *Oh wait, I know what YOU are thinking* okay okay I'm jealous, whatever *rolls eyeballs*, if you think so, then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? Tag me and say I'm pretty la! Make me feel better can or not?

*hahahahaha* back. I mean, does the amount of skin revealed justify beauty?? It's really just more bare skin and nothing else you know? In that case, my husband will think I'm dead beautiful after we got married??

*argh* MEN... the twisted ones..

*Huh?Huh? Did somebody just say something? ... no?*