Mum went somewhere to meet daddy today. I heard it's different, she explained that she's witnessing daddy receiving a red cap and a dagger today. I have not idea what's so special but I really wanted to follow. As usual, she left after promising she'll be back soon. I decided that she's really mean to have left me at home. 72km road march, must be tough on the two-leggeds.
I duuunooo how true was it when mum explained that daddy and his fellow friends will have green faces and it'll definately scare me. She added that they should be the center-of-attraction during the ceremony, and told me it's not nice if everyone's attention was on me and none were interested to even offer them a glance. But I would! I would be sooo interested to offer many many glance to the parade.
Anyway, mum kept her promise for a long walk. We happen to walk pass a kitty's house, a drain. We often see it hanging around there and I would always get it from mummy when I try to jump and scare it away. It's really fun to make things run and chase it. I saw the kitty 1st, but mum stopped and warned me "cat cat, nono" while waving the leash in the air. Well I know I'm gonna get wacked by the leash if I misbehave, so I walked pass without doing anything funny. The kitty did not run away, although I can see it's still scared of me. Mummy mewed at her -_-"
Alright we walked pass a bunch of smoking hoomans and they made a squeaky noise trying to attract my attention. When I looked around, mum said "IGNORE" in a rather loud and firm manner. I'm not sure if that command was for me cos the smoking hoomans stopped making that noise and started ignoring me.. .. .. Mum told me intelligent beings do not smoke, so that makes me intelligent too!
We had a long walk. On our way back, mum was singing and she was again interupted at the same time I saw the drain kitty again. I think mummy can read my mind, she's so pooowooful. "Nono, catcat friend friend". One thing weird is, she doesn't speak to other hoomans this way. Why must she repeat the same word twice?? She waved the leash in front of my face again. Mum allowed me to stop in front of the cat to look at it, meanwhile still waving the leash. I walked to a nearby tree to pee, and walked towards her again. *mum's still waving the leash in a threatening manner* I moved really near this round, pretending to sniff on the grass around, kitty didn't run! I decided not to push my luck further, so I turned and walked away, unhappy. NO FUN. Mum seemed very happy aboot it, kept praising me "good boy" like a crazy woman. Not at all happy.
When we're near home, mum and I saw a kitten. As usual, "nono ar, cat cat friend friend ar". The kitten was so stuupid, it hesitated to run. When it realised I was too near, it tried to look for drains to hide into, but there was none! You can see it looking around left and right. Kitten!!! So tempted, so I resisted mummy's pull and went to persue my prey. But darn that Halti-collar, mum pulled me back and I got a few slaps from her.
No choice, I have to follow her home, and I got scolded in the lift all the way from basement 1 to 11th floor.. "I say CATCAT FRIEND FRIEND RIGHT! YOU WANT TO FIGHT, YOU FIGHT MEEEE!!!" "NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!" "I SAID NONO RIGHT?!" I just kept looking down in case she pounce onto me...
Mummy mentioned she didn't understand why someone needs an imaginary friend to cover her faults.. and why someone will go to the extend to create a friendster acoount for her imaginary friend to write her nice and sweet testimonials. I don't understand too.. does it mean a friend out of imagination? That's not normal in a doggie's point of view..
I have a dogster accoont! But I have yet seen and account for an imaginary doggie friend.. hoomans, complicated..Mummy adviced me to write in good English or else soomone will be criticizing my bad English, in mummy's ways of criticizing people..
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