Monday, November 19, 2007

Reasons why Lians and Bengs should be discriminated

I've decided to gather and reiterate the common reasons of my strong belief of why the need to respect Lians and Bengs is completely needless, why their fate is to be discriminated throughout their lives, and why their existence is soo unnecessary. Enjoy!

  • For the obvious reason, they are stupid and only have the bit of intelligence to deny.
  • They can only express themselves well in vulgarities, nothing else.
  • They have weird dress senses and think they look gorgeous. YESS, they THINK.
  • They don’t have much brains thus, can only feel proud if they can fight, scold, steal, mate with each other.
  • Their parents sinned by bringing them into this world.
  • Laugh at things that are really not funny.
  • Get excited over a $50 note – start to stage a robbery.. but fail miserably later, wasting everybody’s time (policemen in particular)
  • Willing to lick your dogs’ assholes for a mere $10.
  • Dyes “nice” hair colours – that of a golden retriever’s (of course retrievers have better quality fur)
  • Think they are threatening and scary.. hell, NO. See what happens to them when uncle in blue uniform appears.
  • Can only fight, scold, steal and mate with each other thus, cannot even contribute to society by even sweeping. They’ll end up fighting with the broom as weapon.
  • They fight. I mean I’m perfectly fine if they kill off each other, but what if they spoil a public rubbish bin while fighting?
  • If they die, their bodies can’t even be useful as fertilizers cos it’s contaminated by cigars and drugs.
  • If they don’t die, they’ll continue to mate with each other, and being too brainless, they don’t know the correct way of using contraceptives (probably having the condom stretched over their puny brains while mating), thus, they produce the next batch of TRASH. (You don’t describe trash as ‘generation of trash’ do you?)
  • You can’t hunt and eat them cos they are too toxic and bad for health – cigars n drugs (maybe their babies are healthier to be consumed)
  • Their existence contributes only to:
  • Air pollution – smoke cigars
  • More poisonous shit – smoke cigars
  • More littered areas – cos their cognitive development did not advance to the stage where their brains are allowed to figure out the correct use of rubbish bin. Which in their case, the bin's for stealing or the use as weapon to fight.
  • More unnecessary competition for oxygen, water, food and shelter – cos their
    existence is unnecessary.
  • Vandalises – their brains obviously can’t produce anything with artistic value.
  • Causes irritation, allergy, nausea, disgust.
  • Refuse to admit their worthlessness
  • Refuse to commit suicide
  • They are an eye-sore.
  • Devalue properties, just like why Geylang's properties are cheaper.
  • They are simply Lians and Bengs.

Don't you just wanna agree with me?

2 comments:

Ling said...

If they die, their bodies can’t even be useful as fertilizers cos it’s contaminated by cigars and drugs.

TRUE!! Damn funnie post! You made me laughed all the way. Thanks!

Qi said...

Hate them too!

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