Monotonous----

Life's been... ...

speaking to me in a monotonous tone lately. So please read this entry in a monotonous tone too.

Mum woke me up cos Ling's dog food has arrived, I continued to sleep of course. Then Caesar triend to be funny. His water pail was empty again. Been pushing the pail and making a lil noise. I could barely open my eyes so I took a deep breath *with much effort*, and went "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."

He stopped, but sat down and tried to act "guai" and looked at me innocently. INNOCENTLY. Imagine a handsome big boy doing that, how funny. "You want water ar?" *Caesar's eyes lit and wags tail* "Wait wait ok? wait water..." *My head collasped onto pillow*

He didn't give up, carried up the pail and threw onto the floor, and started kicking i around!!!!!! My, is it a curse or a blessing to have such an intelligent room-mate?? Have to drag myself out of bed to fill up the pail before Caesar slaps my face with his smelly paws..

Oh anyway, I went to the living room to return my parents the $$ for the dog food and jumped when I saw this box in a corner...

"IT'S HERE!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And I started calling my friends to tell them it's here. Sooooooo, happy really..

What is 'it'. You guess. Shut up if you know the answer.

*No prizes for the right answer

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Hubby's day was diametric as of mine.

He had this mission thingy and was unfortunate enough to be declared 'casualty' on a ramdom basis. So he just thought that he could not join in the game. To his horror, a commando medic came..

Hubby:"Oi, I'm only being declared 'casualty' ramdomly.."

Medic:"But Sir sked me to IV you."

Hubby: *horror* "Nono I'm ok" *started to walk away*

Sir: *appeared in front suddenly* 你跟我坐下去。(meaning: get back there and sit down) It's just for practice purposes.

Hubby: *LL, sits*

Some of you must be wondering what's IV. It's a short form used in place of "intravenous therapy". So how exactly horrifying can this therapy be? Let us look at the defination of "intravenous therapy" from wikipedia:

Intravenous therapy or IV therapy is the giving of liquid substances directly into a vein. It can be intermittent or continuous; continuous administration is called an intravenous drip. The word intravenous simply means "within a vein", but is most commonly used to refer to IV therapy. Therapies administered intravenously are often called specialty pharmaceuticals.

Compared with other routes of administration, the intravenous route is the fastest way to deliver fluids and medications throughout the body. Some medications, as well as blood transfusions and lethal injections, can only be given intravenously.

Let's continue with the story..

Medic: *searches* Hey, I have no more thin needles left.

Hubby: *even more LL*

Medic: *about to poke* Goodluck.

What?? GOODLUCK???????

Hubby was left with a big blue-black and he mentioned that medic kept asking if he's alright after 'IV-ing' him. However, hubby was thankful that his veins are not difficult to be detected or else he has to be POKED more than just one time by that NOOBISH medic.