Zorpia NS guy

Another Classic Case

Funny how irritating desperate guys can be. Most of them were ignored by me, but as for those that didn't mind sharing contacts, I'll help them promote it. I didn't plan to blog until now..

hi!kok hwee here..20/single/sg/serving ns..my msn:advent_1987@hotmail.com..add mi thx..:)//my hp: 92412539...hehe..u free always can chat w mi or go out w mi..anyway u got bf ma?

This time round, I not mean at all. Simply replied "Get lost please.. bf or not, you will never be considered. Now shoo.." and pressed the 'send' button.

OK peeps, anyone interested in this poor fella? He's needs a gf it seems, or someone to go out with? What? NO?

I thought that since he likes to introduce himself so much, might as well include his academic credentials, and others like what car he drives (doubt there's even 1), financial status, family background, number and types of credit cards..etc.. As compared to what he has typed, think those that I've suggested will be more interesting?

He appeared to be a distant relative of William Hung, and is fugly..

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=28513202

In the profile, there's something like "I love my gf a lot.. muack" Eww, disgusting right?? I hope the gf is out to 'kok' his money, if he has any to start with..

Kids dance

And if you think you can dance...

I was reading a friend's blog when I stumbled upon this url of a video, the kids dance like proffessionals!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLanwmb3O4 or click here!!

BNSS Bitchy Teacher

Reminiscence of my secondary school days

Nothing worth to be remembered, but while giving tuition just now, I suddenly thought about my secondary school POA teacher. She's a bitch, and I'm not saying this out of anger, it's an almost perfect description of her.

I'm not sure which was the exact reason why she hated me. But basically, I've never respected people who shows me no respect. So, during her lessons, I try as much not to pay attention. At this point in time, you may think I'm really so stupid as I WILL BE the one at the losing end if I do not pay attention in class. BUT YOU ARE SO WRONG. My mum's a great tuition teacher who does miracles and everyone knows. So without doubt, I have always been doing well for major exams. Why do I hate her so much?

Events listed may not be in chronological order, but these are really enough for me to hate her. I wondered why didn't I thought of emailing MOE and land her in the situation she deserved. Now that I thought, she would surely be in deep trouble if my mum's character were to be like mine. She's lucky in a sense.

1. There's a class test. It's so easy I couldn't help it but to get full marks. To my surprise, I topped the class and Mrs Chan's favourite student (whom she called her 'only hope') got second. Here's how she gave out the papers. "Highest, Genevieve." as she passed the paper down. "2nd, Taufik." she paused, and "at least he's honest."

Enough said for the 1st. I was such an angel I didn't scream at her. Being young, I would have reacted that way. Think for now, I just see her as low class, really really low class.

2. She conducted a remedial, which is like so useless for me. I'ld rather have tuition with my mum and it'll be so much more fruitful. At that time, I'm so into reading the lovey-dovey novels my mum bought for me. You know, lil things teenage girls like. Yup I read it during remedial. I'm not saying it's correct, I know it's wrong.

Anyway, that story was about this sharp-tongued girl wooed by this earl, a man with a noble background. The earl managed to 'tame' her down by shocking her with a kiss. Pretty much like those popular drama-series we are all crazy about.

She caught me reading obviously, cos she's always on a look out for me. Took the book away and read out the title loudly, as if I would feel so ashamed reading love stories. On the cover, there's a phrase, something like "The only way to tame a sharp-tongued girl is with a kiss." Yea and she read that out too. She added on, "Wah kiss ar? Why not say sex better hor?" This are the exact words, I have a talent for remembering every single faults ever done to me. This itself, can land her being counseled.

'Kiss' in my own perception and how the author implies, is just a decent peck on the lips. How the hell would my mum buy books with contents about french-kissing, undressing and and.. sex??!!?!
Well maybe her scornfulness can only be tamed by sex, that's why she was so quick-witted to suggest sex as an alternative to tame a sharp-tongued girl. I don't know really, you judge.

This wasn't the end of story. She was teaching the chapter about 'Bad Debts' then. *hee* I told you, I can remember every single thing she did, but not the words printed on my book cover. As the words spells, bad debts are debts that can't be collected back, be it bankruptcy of debtor or other misfortune that happened to him/her. SO she drew the ledger and said "Eh let us lable this as Debtor G Ng" <----Genevieve Ng obviously. Lesson continues "Let's say she wants to borrow money from me.. eh.. $1000? She beg and beg and beg and finally I lend her lor. BUT THEN one day, she go bankrupt how ar? Or worse, she die? Oh, die of that what, STD??? Aye, what is STD ar?" Now do you guys understand why I've been so disgusted by her? Well you know, my secondary school classmates are either chickens w/o balls or people that hates me cos I despise them, or according some, I'm too cute too handle? LOL they said I acted cute la, seriously I was just behaving like how I wanted to be like, never thought I was acting. I've never heard that from my JC mates, none behaved negatively towards me, claiming that I act cute. Then again, one is a JC, the other a lousy secondary school, not forgetting that's a lousy class. NONE stood up for me. That's one reason why I felt like 'disowning' all of them. I still wonder how I managed to sit there throughout the lesson. Next day, I heard from my 'guai guai' (<-- meaning nice and obedient students) classmates that they overheard a conversation between Mrs Chan and some jealous bitches.

Mrs Chan: Was I too harsh on her?
Bitches: No, I think she deserves it.

I bet Mrs Chan only realised what kind of shit she would have gotten herself into after lesson. And the bitches, I still remember who you girls are, not angry with you anymore, just, well, describing what you WERE to me. I repeat, WERE. No worries about bitches and me, we're now like normal hi/bye friends. No grudges from my part.

Hahaha, lastly, lastly...

3. O levels results were out. Only 5 got A1 for her paper. How pathetic right? Seriously if I can get A1, I don't see why others can't. This subject at O level is just a mere fill-in-the-blanks activity. Reason: Teachers play a big big part. I left almost immediately after I got my results. Next day, a friend called up and chatted with me, regarding results n stuff. Friend: You know what Mrs Chan said yesterday? Me: Again, what did she say? Friend: We were paying her a visit in the staff room and she told us,

Mrs Chan: Do you know something very shocking??!
Friends: What? Oh XXX got 13 for L1R5 ar?
Mrs Chan: No no no, Genevieve actually got A1 for accounts!
Friends: Expected what, she's got her mum.

Up till I got my results, she behaved the same towards me. I've never blamed teachers for hating students, cos they're still human, not saints. I dislike some students in school too. But have never even wanted to insult them. I'm still not sure why she had behaved so hostile towards me then. So extreme wasn't it?

I was so hot headed when I complain to my mum during the times I spent in that horrible school.. I wanted her to compose an email or something. But well, since she's so good natured and diametric from me, this was always what she told me. "Why do you bother to entertain such people? They don't worth our attention. All you need to care is to do well for your exams.. not about her."

I do not agree with my mum totally, cos well, I always live by my believes; you insulted me, you're doomed. I know that if ever I meet her in some teacher's network workshop, I will never want to talk much to her. It's a feeling of disgust frankly speaking.

I definitely will become a teacher thousand times better than her, as inspired by Ms Rahma, my mathematics teacher then. I didn't managed to learn much from her cos I learnt at a faster speed with mum. But she's a real figure to be respected. I don't remember her giving up on any of her students, and she really put in a LOT of effort in teaching the pupils in my school, especially when most are either slow learners or god-damn lazy people.

Rush Hour

Caesar's ill
14.7.07

Not exactly a 100% happy day for me. I was awaken by Caesar in a total of 7 times within the period between 1am to 6am. He had diarrhea and needed me to bring him to the toilet. A very bad one unfortunately.. there's blood, and the stench was extremely repugnant. Poor Caesar, poor me. Yes I became a zombie.

Trust me when I say it's really unacceptable, I felt like puking while cleaning his butt okay.. For the past few years, I've picked up so much poo, cleaned up so much "semi-liquid" poo, never once thought they smelt so repulsive. I'm serious.

This baby has been sensitive to food that has gone bad ever since I changed his diet to human-graded food shortly after I adopted him. Apparently, this tummy upset was caused by the meat my mum fed him.. again. I do not blame her really, truly understand that she did that out of goodwill. For the pork had been left in the freezer for so long and throwing it will be a waste, especially when there's someone at home (Caesar) who will appreciate it if being fed.

This wasn't the 1st time he had bloody stools. Used to have it in the past and I've always thought it's due to his sensitivity in the stomach. And when I brought this problem up, parents will blame me on the kibbles I fed "anyhow", as according to them. We can't change his meat diet suddenly, (eg. from pork to beef overnight) or he'll get tormented by tummy pain. This has never happened between the change of kibbles though.. Hopefully by now, parents will understand.

It's really heart-breaking to hear him whine and "scream" to himself (those who've heard him scream will know what I mean) while pooping in the toilet. Heard him from my room. So poor thing ... ...

Macbook and room

MacBook and My new room

In case you were wondering why I went MIA suddenly, I was so preoccupied with many other things! Finally have got time to sit down and type a few words. *phew*


First was my pet shop, then school, followed by my MacBook!!! (yea I know, some thought it's kind of a crappy machine) Anyway, I was so happy I got it! I was in a hurry to purchase a lappie before the increase of GST and one night, unpremeditatedly, I chanced upon Apple's website. So I thought: I love white, don't play games, and main intention has always been to get an "online-machine", and it's cheap. DEAL. A white MacBook.


It was such an exhilarating moment when this resplendent white thing arrived. You won't have any idea what was my reaction! Hahaha, but my sis and lil bro witnessed it. Even the packaging was so beautiful. Unpacking nice things has always been a ritual; from heels to imported stuff, to skin care and to .. er.. etc? All I can reveal was that I was giggling to myself like a psychopath throughout the whole 'unpacking ritual', the rest is up to your imagination.

Forgive me for my photographic "skills". Nice pakaging.. then again, we kind of paid more for their nice pakaging didn't we?


And YESS I've finally got my own room!! Though it's a drastic 'degrading of property', I'm still glad there's more privacy and Caesar can share a room with me without anyone complaining. Been really busy packing and unpackng. Have yet to even complete even 60% of the work. Planning to make a trip down to Ikea real soon, to get some pieces of furniture and most importantly, boxes!! I have too many things for this small small room, too lazy to pack and throwing everything into nice-looking boxes seems to be the BEST solution! Quick and easy!

Hubby's air-borne badge

Hubby's air-borne badge

Finally it's over, he got his air-borne badge!! I think I'm even happier than him! He's a weird guy, told me that he thought he would have a sense of accomplishment after the helicoptor jump. But after that jump, he thought to himself "Hey, I'm still a same person eh?"

*chuckles* So cute. He didn't feel like a different person who had achieved something great. Told you, I always thought he's different from other guys. For MOST guys I know, they'll grab every little opportunity to brag about themselves.. Telling people what they did in NS days and how terrible things were, how they managed to pull through, how the scold/punish people or something..

I have seen people in friendster 'hao lian-ing' that they're commandos.. showcasing thousands of pictures about commmando NS life, having captions that have at least one "commando" word, affliations= commando, joined commando's group. Hubby didn't like to do that cos he thought it has no point. He even disfavour telling people he's a commando. But hey, I like telling people he's a commando, which isn't in his favour.. hahaha.

I got angry when he didn't tell me what's going on during his BMT.. cos I'm worried la. So he explained that he didn't wanna bring that up cos he didn't want us to worry about him, especially when the training was something that he can endure, though it's tough. There was once after he came back from outfield training, and over the phone, he just told me about interesting things that happened during that training, and only add on that his fieldpack was quite heavy.

It was until I saw him when I realised there were so many abrasions on his body! Even his mum went "ta men mei ren xing".. cos he took off his T-shirt for washing. But immediately after his mum's exclaimation, he put it back on and went back to his room. hahaha.

Kindda horrible looking really, I couldn't understand why heavy packs could actually cause that.. unless it's really heavy and they really carried it long enough.. poor thing..

Hubby's alway strong and independent.. maybe that's the reason why I cannot tolerate whiny guys. I have guy friends that whine a lot, about relationships, school, trainings, money, hairstyles, even pimples..

Like the parachuting, he told me everything was alright. But when I saw him, I found injuries like those that were caused after you fall on the road. Ask him what happened, this was his answer "No la nothing, almost everyone has these, it's inevitable. Some have worse injuries, I'm considered lucky." and he smiled.

Sometimes I thought fate really has been so kind to me despite evil things I have done u know.. haha.. serious, he's really an angel.