Monday, November 19, 2007
Reasons why Lians and Bengs should be discriminated
I've decided to gather and reiterate the common reasons of my strong belief of why the need to respect Lians and Bengs is completely needless, why their fate is to be discriminated throughout their lives, and why their existence is soo unnecessary. Enjoy!
- For the obvious reason, they are stupid and only have the bit of intelligence to deny.
- They can only express themselves well in vulgarities, nothing else.
- They have weird dress senses and think they look gorgeous. YESS, they THINK.
- They don’t have much brains thus, can only feel proud if they can fight, scold, steal, mate with each other.
- Their parents sinned by bringing them into this world.
- Laugh at things that are really not funny.
- Get excited over a $50 note – start to stage a robbery.. but fail miserably later, wasting everybody’s time (policemen in particular)
- Willing to lick your dogs’ assholes for a mere $10.
- Dyes “nice” hair colours – that of a golden retriever’s (of course retrievers have better quality fur)
- Think they are threatening and scary.. hell, NO. See what happens to them when uncle in blue uniform appears.
- Can only fight, scold, steal and mate with each other thus, cannot even contribute to society by even sweeping. They’ll end up fighting with the broom as weapon.
- They fight. I mean I’m perfectly fine if they kill off each other, but what if they spoil a public rubbish bin while fighting?
- If they die, their bodies can’t even be useful as fertilizers cos it’s contaminated by cigars and drugs.
- If they don’t die, they’ll continue to mate with each other, and being too brainless, they don’t know the correct way of using contraceptives (probably having the condom stretched over their puny brains while mating), thus, they produce the next batch of TRASH. (You don’t describe trash as ‘generation of trash’ do you?)
- You can’t hunt and eat them cos they are too toxic and bad for health – cigars n drugs (maybe their babies are healthier to be consumed)
- Their existence contributes only to:
- Air pollution – smoke cigars
- More poisonous shit – smoke cigars
- More littered areas – cos their cognitive development did not advance to the stage where their brains are allowed to figure out the correct use of rubbish bin. Which in their case, the bin's for stealing or the use as weapon to fight.
- More unnecessary competition for oxygen, water, food and shelter – cos their
existence is unnecessary.- Vandalises – their brains obviously can’t produce anything with artistic value.
- Causes irritation, allergy, nausea, disgust.
- Refuse to admit their worthlessness
- Refuse to commit suicide
- They are an eye-sore.
- Devalue properties, just like why Geylang's properties are cheaper.
- They are simply Lians and Bengs.
Don't you just wanna agree with me?
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Caesar's Grooming
I saw the van waiting for us at the lobby, after the door of the van was opened, I was greeted by a stoopeed dawg that growled non-stop at me. Shall not elaborate how mummy scolded me.
Anyway, there're 2 female huskies in the shop that morning! I lurve pretty ladies, they seem to be interested in me too. As usual, the 1st thing I do was to mark territory. There's one thing I do not understand about hoomans. That is, marking territory is such a natural thing but why did the hoomans bother to clean it???
I was pretty scared and reluctant to enter the grooming area initially, mummy insisted at 1st, but I resisted more. So finally she talked me into it. But I was still scared! Mummy requested for accompanying me luckily.
Pardon mummy's shaky hands, here's the 1st picture!
I couldn't fit into their bathtub so I had to stand on the ground.
And again, the grooming table is too small for me.
After 10 minutes of blowing... presenting to you..
Just in a matter of 10minutes! Mummy couldn't stand it finally and went out of the room cos my fur seemed to find her eyes attractive.
Here's it! That's only chicken, veg, tomatoes, and vitamin E. Mummy says I have a very sensitive stomach, so she'll only start off with partially cooked meat. Told you, mummy has got shaky hands..
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Groomer and MBS
We tried it on, Caesar was lying on the floor under the air-con and as usual, he didn't react to my commands cos he didn't see the need to. So Owen (the owner) pressed the remote. Caesar lay there like nothing happened - no reactions at all. We tried increasing the power gradually. When finally Caesar was seen having a lil reaction, he got used to it eventually, and continued to ignore the feel. LOL. Owen described him as uniquely 'hard-headed', like what many trainers told me.
*I love the improved Hotmail services and features. Love it! It's exactly what I've wished for!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
MSN's John
ls049@aol.com wants to have a Video Call.
Answer (Alt+C) Decline (Alt+D)
I asked "Who are you?" and accidently closed the window.
ls049@aol.com says:
John
Genevieve says:
?
Genevieve says:
do i know u?
ls049@aol.com says:
we spoke on one of the chatlines
ls049@aol.com says:
how are you?
Genevieve says:
i don't speak to ppl in chat lines
Genevieve says:
get lost
ls049@aol.com says:
no problem, take care
Genevieve says:
try this stupid trick on ppl of ur own (stupid) kind please. thank you.
This is so funny. JOHN. *giggles* Of all why JOHN?? I wonder what I would have seen if I've accepted the video call.. ..
Dawn Yang
I must say she really really pretty now and if I have the money, I will do something about my eyes too! Her eyes are so big and expressive!
I have no idea that she actually looked quite ugly before her surgeries until just now. Not posting her before/after picture here, so you might wanna 'google' about it if you're curious. She was the kind of girls no guys will give a 2nd glance but now... head turners! She makes people jealous and envious of her looks now..
Really kindda unhappy with my eyes actually.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Suggest Hong
What would you like YYY to blog about?
- My 1st kisss
- My Exs
- What my current boyfriend and I have done
- My fetish
Hmmmm, saucy... isn't it YYY??
Dark Princess Strikes Again
Oooooo, I am also a writer at heart!
PLEASE DO NOT UPDATE ME ABOUT HER BLOG. It's AMUSING, but more of it sounds really irritating cos she's still trying to cover up her faults by calling me 'stupid' and stuff. Yes irritaing.. really silly of her doing all those stunts.
How does it feel if someone mentally ill calls you stupid? No good? My advice is to stop going there too. Isn't my blog obviously more interesting?? ... .. oh yea, ok fine and go ahead if you wish to see her efforts to cover up. Do expect some reactions from her since she's a loyal reader of my blog.
P/S I don't expect her to admit about the imaginery friend part of course. So let her deny please. Think this is the last post 'dedicated' to my dear dark princess. Unless I see the value in doing it again when I'm free.
**Then Shinta must have been your secondary school friend huh? *Wonders* She had friends meh? Oh her friend was inspired by the works and decided to name *itself* as one of the characters. Decided to create a friendster account with only ONE friend (maybe she'll log in and start add more friends), write her testimonials, and tag her blog. Hmmm, that makes sense.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Poll
Vote! Just for fun. Remember to credit me if you know of this thingy from my blog!
Thanks to Lily, I found this from her blog today.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Groomer and packed life
Finally found a groomer for Caesar. A reliable and willing one. But it'll cost me a freaking $100 at least. $100, my it's sooo expensive for a gromming session. They better do a good job. I have yet met a groomer that satisfies me.
Gonna import my own dog blower immediately after exams, it's about S$300 but definately, and also OBVIOUSLY more worthwhile in monetary terms than sending Caesar for grooming. Plus, I get to be satisfied everytime after I groom him. Ooo yess, the FURminator deshedding rake too. Can't wait.
Here's my schedule in the direction of countdown to the last paper:
- Monday: Exam
- Tueaday: Bring Caesar to groomer
- Wednesday: Visit the doctor to have my stomach scanned
- Thursday: Mug for exam
- Friday: Last paper!!!! Bringing Caesar for filming in the evening
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I met up with Nurul to pass her the pretty clothes she bought. Her driver boyfriend's my secondary schoolmate! I hate to meet secondary school friends, but fortunately he's one of the very pleasant figures back then. So yep, glad to meet old friends.
Met Ling to pass her the dog food for Reira too. OMG she's a living doll! So pretty.. not forgetting to mention about her driver boyfriend who ferries her around in the Mercedes *Don't know what model*, 2-seaters sports car. I felt so inferior standing beside her. Serious. But she's so sweet, supporting me immediately after knowing I actually sell pet supplies. Sometimes, it's friends like these who'll support you more than those who like to appear to be closer.
Alright, gonna start mugging for tmr!
Friday, November 09, 2007
Wonderful Hubby
I think Hubby met all their 'standard' criteria!!!! Gem, GEM!! HE'S A GEM!!! Wahahahaha. Not trying to boast or anything please.. I just felt very fortunate. I admit that girls with my kind of temperament and character don't deserve such boyfriends too. But... maybe I did too many kind deeds my previous life and Hubby did the opposite! Nonono, cos in this case, my next life??????
For your info, some true friends of mine did remind me he's too good for me and that I should do some self-reflections on my attitude! HAHAHA..
Some of you really don't wanna read these cos it's not my habit of blogging about these stuff.. but today I kindda feel like listing down ALL the good and bad points about hubby. HAH! Since he's not a reader of my blog at all.
Before I get to know him, these were the qualities I was looking for, for an ideal boyfriend.
- tall gentleman, 180cm at least (I know I know, for a shortie standing at an unfortunate height of 153cm)
- musically inclined
- JC-educated, Local Uni eventually of course
- filial son
- animal lover
- pleasant looking
- has a decent family background
- do not smoke/drink
- no body odour
He exceeded my expectations! I'll start off with positive points!
- tall! ha, though he was only 179cm then
- musically inclined - he played lovely tunes from the flute (also the instrument I'm playing)
- pleasant-looking (u could mistook him as a pastor back then, fair, fine-looking gentleman)
- nice voice, but he can't sing
- filial, very protective of mother
- mature (like a 30 yr old traped in a 20 yr old body, very sensible)
- patient (able to tolerate provocations and annoyance from me)
- give in to 99% of my unreasonable wants
- caring (worries about my studies and health etc, will come to my place whenever possible to drag me out of bed to study)
- able to cheer me up when I'm unhappy... with him (even when I'm unreasonable)
- never fail to give me an accurate morning call (even if it's 3am)
- can cook!!!!
- tidies my messy room (a room that even my maid scream surrender)
- loves Caesar and understands my commitments to this baby
- walks Caesar for me!
- able to tolerate a 6-hour wait in the living room alone before I get ready for movie
- STRONG, can withstand my sneak attacks, punches, and kicks.. ha~
- from a boys' school (I dunno, I just think boys there are much more charming)
- Not into, soccer, pc games etc (unlike many of the same age)
- Not boastful, keeps a very very low-profile (unlike most others from his NSF unit)
- strong-willed
- supportive
- best friend too!
- has a very cool and 'bo-chap' kind of character
- an observer, not an empty vessel that makes inconstructive noises
- trusts me a lot
- has a wonderful family
- brightens my day!!!
Alrighht I think I shall stop there, will add-on if I have the time.
Now, negative....
- hmph... not very open to strangers (friends described the atmosphere as 'awkward silence' when I'm not around)
- not very articulated with people he's not very familiar with
- stubborn; can't seem to correct his swimming strokes!
- ehh.. still rely on mum to clean his ear wax! I think he's gonna strangle me..
- mimicks me sometimes and thinks it's funny when I'm really pissed
- too kind (bad point, really bad)
- small eyes!! hahahaha
- *cracks brain* too uncle (old soul), doesn't seem to fancy many things I like
- do not read my blog
- do not update friendster
- refuse to allow me to post his commando pic taken with me
- complains that I'm messy
- sits on my bed (the only thing in my room that I make sure is super clean.. it's messy though)
- laughs at my hokkien diction
Hahaha, think that's all. Actually those negative points do not even bother me a nanosecond. I love his looks, so the small eyes are ok. hahahahaha. Just trying to dig out some possible ones in case people thinks I'm trying to 'yaya'.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
AHHH BIG SPIDER
This short clip is very funny. No, you won't get to see the spider, but an unfortunate lad who saw one.
"OMG there's a spider.."
"Dude, hurry up there's a bigger spider!!!"
Monotonous----
speaking to me in a monotonous tone lately. So please read this entry in a monotonous tone too.
Mum woke me up cos Ling's dog food has arrived, I continued to sleep of course. Then Caesar triend to be funny. His water pail was empty again. Been pushing the pail and making a lil noise. I could barely open my eyes so I took a deep breath *with much effort*, and went "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
He stopped, but sat down and tried to act "guai" and looked at me innocently. INNOCENTLY. Imagine a handsome big boy doing that, how funny. "You want water ar?" *Caesar's eyes lit and wags tail* "Wait wait ok? wait water..." *My head collasped onto pillow*
He didn't give up, carried up the pail and threw onto the floor, and started kicking i around!!!!!! My, is it a curse or a blessing to have such an intelligent room-mate?? Have to drag myself out of bed to fill up the pail before Caesar slaps my face with his smelly paws..
Oh anyway, I went to the living room to return my parents the $$ for the dog food and jumped when I saw this box in a corner...
"IT'S HERE!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And I started calling my friends to tell them it's here. Sooooooo, happy really..
What is 'it'. You guess. Shut up if you know the answer.
*No prizes for the right answer
He had this mission thingy and was unfortunate enough to be declared 'casualty' on a ramdom basis. So he just thought that he could not join in the game. To his horror, a commando medic came..
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Monday, November 05, 2007
Good day? Bad day?
Maths was good! I was lucky that it wasn't made too challenging.
I have no idea if it's over imagination, but I can envision the gastric acid burning and corroding my flesh leaving them raw and probably sizzling.. *LOL* I soon decide that I really can't swallow any food so I asked for the bill. I guess those staff there were thinking why I'm ordering so much but not eating them.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Deprived of Good Food
Like I'm seriously being deprived of good food. Haven't been eating much.. grew sick of McD and KFC doesn't deliver my favourite Bandito!! Used to have it almost everyday after school *Jurong Point has the best KFC in Singapore!*.. Oh yes, and cheesy meltz.. it tastes horrible if it's not consumed shortly after it's prepared. I miss Ajisen's Ton Toro Ramen too...
My "Snack Bar's" supplies are running low, I went there just to realise my F.Amos cookies were left with crumbs inside, and there's only 1 rocher left lying in the pile of wrappers. But despite that, I still tried to finish up the crumbs and left overs. Saw Blueberry Morning, opened it with excitement, to only find out later that there's no milk. Miserably, I ate them dry. ATE THEM DRY!! Taste horrible I swear. Not only that, I got so desperate I drank chicken essences just for the taste.. and they ran out of stock just yesterday. I saw soya bean milk in the refrigerator just now and decided to open it.. what came out of the carton was... ... ... ... tofu... and the expiry date's supposed to be on the 12th Nov!! Open the other carton... TOFU. What a luck..
To add on to my agony, there's no supermarket or coffeeshop nearby, and I was already declared bankrupt last week.
Never thought I can be so pathetic!!!!!!!!!! I'm... losing.... a lot of... weight... AND I CAN'T AFFORD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Study-breaks suck..
Friday, November 02, 2007
Amazing Husband
His wife 'cheated' on him with 50 other men, openly
When she pulled through, the doctors warned Andy that brain injuries were complex things. He was not to be alarmed if Heather's personality changed. What no one could have predicted is the manner in which Heather's personality would change.
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