Bringing the dogs out tomorrow!
Know what happened today? I'm 99.9% sure I came across with a beng online today! They are simply SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO irritating!! These things never fail man, NEVER! Never fail to rankle me. Yeeeeek! (Chris you've gotta read this! Typical example of bengs)
Story starts here, I just joined an online forum today cos it seems quite happening to me. 1st thing I'll do is to go to the "pets' section" to introduce the pride of my life - my baby boy, Caesar.
It was shortly followed by some really blockheaded comments from noobs that are not even 0.0001% professional, about my photos looking weird and photoshopped. Not that I have an absolute accuracy in indentifying edited images, I just thought it's really rude of them since I was the one who started the forum thread and posting up THE pictures, and my identity in the forum was transparent. It's like telling the thread starter "You lied about the size of your dog! It's photoshopped!"
Okay anyway back to the thrash of society (as we usually label). It's undoubtly many will comment about Caesar's size, and this moron went:
"the dog can rape you" (image here)WAIT WAIT WAIT. Before you continue reading, please ask yourself how would you react to this comment if you were a lady?
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Me: Yea agree, and I'm sure he prefers your mother and sisters. (image here)Moron: wa lan eh.. dun play parents and sister la.. i jk nia u scold my family.. knn (image here)
Translation for foreigners: Oh my cock, don't play with my parents and sister. I was only joking and you scolded my family.. f*ck you.
Kidding, it's actually: *vulgarity of sth to do with cock* don't get parents and sister involved, I was only joking and you scolded my family.. *fu*k you*I really do not remember playing with its parents, like how many of them? 2 parents? 3? 6? And I didn't SCOLD its family of morons, did I? As expected, these things have the inability to express themselves well in english or even chinese(supposedly their mother tongue), so they replaced it with hokkien vulgarities. If you've noticed, same patterns as those that tried to irritate me online. Most of them really do believe that vulgarities are threatening. So how should I have reacted? "OMG, vulgarities!! *shivers*"
I decided that I've had enough of "interactions" with these things so I wanted to ignore all of his replies.
Me: I don't see that a joke at all. get lost moron. Expect no replies from me if you still insist on making a nuisance out of yourself here. Have some self-respect. (image here)
Apparently it didn't heed my kind advice. Or that it knew that it's not worthy of any single bit of respect?
Moron: have some self respect on urself too.. arse.. didnt say ur sister or parent and u said mine.. peice of shit (image here) What makes
it think I can only wait for
it to insult my family before I can do so to
its? Plus, I'm NOT AT ALL insulting, I could have actually been DESCRIBING them without even realising it!
Ok now, I'm 100% sure that "self-respect" is a whole new vocabulary to it, it just simply copied the word because it saw me using it. It called me a PEICE of shit! Oh no sorry it should be P-I-E-C-E (Hmmmm, maybe 'peice' is a really vulgar term they use??) Ok back to shit. How can he call me that? If I'm a piece of shit, I really can't imagine what IT is. Any suggestions? Maggot-infested p-i-e-c-e/pile of decomposing dung? Funny how a beng can have the cheek to ask people to have self-respect.. oh yes, it used the word "TOO". Maybe he knows the meaning of self-respect afterall.
I couldn't help it but to reply. This pathetic thing here probably thought that the whole female population behaves like lians, who find it funny when they are being raped.. *shrugs* I really don't know, but from the contextual clues..
Me: (image here)
Shoo..
Funny, if that's a joke to this moron, mine should have been a really good joke to him too isn't it?
Can't believe that's the way they joke among their friends, and worse, strangers. One reaction: YUCKMoron: (image here)
ur taking things toooo serious.. this is a place for hangouts.. and theres sure to be JOKES!@
Translation: You're taking things too seriously, this is a place for us to hangout, there are bound to have jokes to be cracked!Joke, yea joke, yea joke.. hangouts? I really agree it's a hangout, BUT NOT A HANGOUT RESTRICTED TO JUST YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE!!!!!
As you can see, I'm pretty polite in the forum..
Me: (image here)
Oh yea? Then I must be joking too. Go away please.
*Please learn that not everybody jokes like how you do among your circle of friends. I see that extremely offending. And you deserve to feel that way too.
-Last post dedicated to this nuisance/moron a.k.a rape joker who finds dogs raping owners a funny joke-
P.S I'm sorry to say this, but you belong to the group of people that disgust me to the core (e.g vulgarity-splurting cyber warrior). You give me goosebumps, GO AWAY. You've fought hard, cyber warrior.Bingo THAT'S THE WORD! Cyber Warriors! Woah! *shudders*
Moron: (image here)
at least u need not scold my parents and sister wad.. just tell me tat u feel offended and then i say sry can le lor.. need say parents and sister meh? if i say ur whole generations tio raped u like anot.. knnbccbTranslation: You didn't have to scold my parents and sister, did you? You could have just told me you felt offended and I would apologise. Do you have to have my parents and sister involved? How will you like it if I say your family's entire generations were all raped? *Fu*k your mother's smelly cunt*
So sorry, if its not a beng, I would have been nicer.. I think?
What makes it think I was SCOLDING its family of morons? I didn't! ... DID I? And it's really amusing IT asked me who I would feel if he said my family were all raped. Can't he imagine how my reactions will be from my reactions to his supposed "JOKE"?
Just how low can this moron get? Can he even get anywhere lower than where he is now?
Was really exasperated. My tolerance towards these things still remain extremely low.. Much as I try to like them more, they keep on proving my initial impression of them right!
P.S Please DO NOT attempt to conduct ANY moral education, cos it seriously makes you look stupid without my assistance. This beng deserves ALL those insults cos of what he had said in the 1st place. If you know you are stupid and can't comprehend more than 20% of this entry, don't comment at all, I hate stupid people who make desperate attempts to defend their stupid kind.