DFS saga.. funny one.

It all started from (note: all posts are copied from the thread and only words in brackets are edited.)

Person A, dog lover, blogger with lots of readers and fans who adore his huge dogs. A:

"A word of caution. If you cannot command your dog to pee and poo, or that your dog barks, etc... then please do not bring to the (insert a place).
Thank you. don't spoil market for everyone."

I understand where he's coming from, and you guys do too. That place does not have a definite rule that no pets are allowed in their premise, and so far it's fine to bring our dogs there and no one complained. Imagine what happens when dogs start having accidents there and the whole place starts to be filled up with unpleasant stench? Person A1 just do not wish to see that one day, the management of that place slams a solid rule into our faces that says DOGS ARE BARRED.

Thread starter thanked him for the advice. I would have thanked him too.

But here comes B

Person B, dog lover, dog breeder with comparable lovely champion dogs.

"Dont worry, you are not the only dog trainer in Singapore.....
Also, do remember to muzzle you (insert dog breed) when in public places are Airport,and get it insured...dont spoil the market for all big dogs...
Thank you"

Ok this is pretty offensive and kinda started that awkward feeling among most who reads that thread. Maybe they've had misunderstandings before, well.. after hearing from both sides, I think they do. You know, things we heard from others have the power to distort our impression of somebody else.

Then after one post from A, B kiddingly said "ok you win." Perhaps he didn't see the need to proceed to having a heated arguement.

Then X appeared, apparently not very happy with the remark made by B.

"what do you mean 'spoil the market for all big dogs'? not all big dogs have to wear a muzzle in public. and, can you imagine what people would do, how they would react, when they see two rotties in muzzles, no matter how well behaved they are? I'm sure if the two (dogs) were muzzled, the security guards would come running to chase them out of the (place), or some 'concerned' member of public would make a complaint. muzzles only make a dog look fierce, crazy, aggressive, and is especially NOT needed when the dog is extremely well-behaved, obedient, and unaggressive...
(a block of text)
...I don't mean to lash out at you, but I"m sick and tired of people saying that big dogs should be muzzled...
(a block of text)
...it is usually the small dogs that pee and poop anywhere without their owners picking up after them, and bark their heads off but instead of correcting them, the owners just pick them up into their arms and sayang them. so let's please get the small dog owners to stop that kind of idiotic behaviour before giving us big dog owners a lecture. thanks."

Heee.. personally, I thought X had some misunderstandings here.. cos B himself is a breeder of a large breed. But X probably just misinterpreted cos he really had enough of people complaining about large breeds. Oh yes, most ownership problems lies with a group of owners with small dogs. My friends who don't own dogs will tell me how irritating their neighbour's toy breeds are. And all of them will agree with the excessive barkings and poop problem.

Moving on, B pointed out that if we want to do something that the public is strongly against about, we should do it discretely, and keep a low profile. It's an advice, appreciated one. Then A just pointed out something that hinted that, it's a personal choice, and he has nothing to worry about cos the public is confindent with his dogs. But then you know ppl always misinterpret when they feel offended and react defensively. Here comes the threat.

B:

"so,surely you won't mind if i forward your blog to AVA?"

Hurhur.. then we have an ass sucker .. let's call him HB who came in just to 'spark plug'.

HB:

"it's your life... u do watever u like la... ava just a phonecall away.. they very friendly one... if u'r on their side (an icon of a laughing face.)"

I swear I can imagine it's some idiotic expression on this moron's face and hell, I feel like stabbing it.

Stabbing him like...


HB:

"ho say liao, things r getting more exciting here... camping here to see who gets the last laugh... (same stupid icon)"

The icon just look really irritating when coming from him LOL.

Then my turn, cos I was freaking irritated already.. I typed a lot but I'll just extract the necessary:

"I can understand if non-dog owner are not able to relate to this BUT HELLO?? WHY IS THIS SHIT COMING FROM DOG OWNERS WHO SUPPOSEDLY LOVE THEIR DOGS TOO??? If ever there's a complaint, I would have least expected it from a dog lover, let alone members of dogsforum.

Some people have just proven myself right that dog owners don't necessarily possess the attributes of a dog lover. complaints to AVA? sit back and watch the "show"? I'm surprised to read these in dogsforum. "

Followed by my comments on some questionable phrases HB typed. He replied something like "don't take it out on us". Not sure why he used the word "us" when I was targetting at him. So I made it clear that I just found him an eyesore:

"Honestly, if you still cannot figure out. I have a problem with your existance here. Well of course I can't do anything else about this.
[block of text]
And people, this forum is no longer like the one we had before, you guys better be careful about your personal information and DO NOT reveal it here cos there'll be people watching and waiting to grasp ANY information that can be used against you, especially when the authorities are (quoted from our dear HB) "just a few phone calls away". They'll then sit back and enjoy the show..
[some quotes from HB]
See? These people "camp" here too! For all you know, the members who have been here longer are all laughing at this newbie."

HB:

"seems like you consider yourself "oldies" and so have the right to use words like "shix", use very unfriendly tones in your post, and speak as you deem fit which includes insults..."

Horrible sentence.. took me sometime to figure out what he's trying to say.

Me:

"It's completely alright to use it unless you can prove what you are stiring up isn't shit. But you can't, cos THEY ARE SHIT. Or would you rather I use the word poop? feces? defecation? I will prefer using the 1st two cos they contain only 4 letters.

You find excitement when one forum member is putting the other down. Worse, you took the role of a catalyst. Oh is there a rule I must be friendly to people who wants to stir SHIT and sit back to enjoy the SHIT he stirred up?

P.S I beg to differ. I describe, I do not insult. AND I did try to be friendly. But I failed.. how? Maybe I'll try harder next time. "

I don't mind using 'defecation' if he thinks it sounds cooler on him. HAHHA. I know I know, I've gone slightly too much while having fun. But who cares when the thing I'm targetting is a MORON?

Then HB tried diverting attention from the shameful things he had done.

HB:

"oic, u'r trying to set your own rules here... what u say is rite.. what u don't agree is "shix"... "

Why can't I use this word? It's an English slang you know. And I didn't use it in an offensive manner, I just used it to describe!

Me:

"P.S btw, "shit" is an english slang. "ho say liao" <--- whatever shit this is, it's not english."

(followed by a few posts by other forumers, I'll just highlight on this moron cos I giggled myself to sleep after replying him)

HB:

"as demonstrated with a few posts of yours, it's very clear you consider HERE "your" forum with rules set by you... u say what, we must agree... don't agree is shit... based on your defination, i'm stupid, u'r intelligent n friendly...
happy living in your own world... adios amigo... (icon of stupid face again.. grrrr) "

DefinAtion. HAHAHA pretty sure that's not a typo. That's what happens when you refuse to pronounce words the right way. I don't know how it got the idea I think I run the forum. And I have no idea what makes it think its stupidity can justify my intelligence. I never thought it could! Cleverer than you doesn't equate me to being really smart (maybe he thinks too highly of himself). HAHAHAHAHHA. yeeek shameless prick. He brought up something about sammyboy forum (knew this is definitely a perverted prick).

ME:

"This is not SAMMYBOY forum. This is Dogsforum. Don't import the nonsense of that dirty forum to Dogsforum. We don't work your sammyboy way. =)

You took on a role of a catalyst and THAT.IS.SHIT. Now situation seem more clear after you have explained (or attempt to cover). I didn't know SAMMYBOY forum has a majority of such idio.. I mean people, and such stupi.. I mean such acts are considered norm over there. I truely apologise for the ignorance of the existance of people like you. But do be assured that I saw my posts as extremely necessary."

Then things started to calm after A and B came out to speak again. Except for one calefare, a fugly (inside-out) aunty posting nonsense replies to X, who ignored her completely *LOL*. Poor thing. She'll be what I call, senior ah lian citizen. Very annoying I tell you. I cannot understand half the things she says.. even her 汉语拼音is atrocious. She seems only proficient in a mixture of broken English, broken Mandarin and dialect. You know, these people need not talk to me to get on my nerves. Just... EWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEK YUCK!!!!! PUI!!

Ok anyway..
I received private messages and since things have calmed down a little, I thought I should follow-suit.

"My 2 cents. B and A are both dog lovers. You guys may have previous misunderstandings that I do not know, or even a few that either one of you aren't aware of. In my honest opinion, mbg did appear to attempt to start a fight 1st (in this particular thread) cos he really didnt sound like he made any efforts to be tactful. BUT, BearBear may have done something similar before in other threads. (I don't know, and I don't wanna know HAHA. Let's put the past behind). Let this matter rest. Sometimes we gotta know more about each other to learn how to exist in harmony. And please, I do not see evidences of anyone claiming superiority, no one at all so don't point fingers anymore.

As for Hugo_BALLs.. I don't know.. he or she's an ass sucker that appeared in this thread only to "spark plug" and see members fight.. not forgeting about his alleged magnanimous reason behind his doings. For those who do not have a clue, read his 1st few post in this thread.

We are all (or mostly) genuine dog lovers and this is a place where we meet people who share the same love for dogs. Before attempting to offend, try to understand where the other guy is coming from. If you do not like someone's attitude, talk about it privately, be open-minded and receptive, and take nothing to heart.

(confidential conversation among forum members removed) Threat doesn't work well on anyone. Pieces of advice are welcomed and that should be the most you provide. (confidential conversation among forum members removed) Love is subjective, who is to decide what is best for our own dogs? No point dwelling on this topic for a justification, it'll be never-ending."

Then the situation almost ended in a happy ending until perhaps HB decided that the calm is due to a fact that people are tired and weakened, he decided to "attack".

HB directing to A

"u go missing in this thread for more than 2 days, letting a lady fight your "quarrel".. tday u come bk n claim victory... how i envy u... u'r d man... (stupid-faced icon again)"

I swear it's really irritating man. Who was talking about victory??? In fact it's that ah lian aunty gang that mentioned something about 'war'. LOL. Damn lame I tell you. Ah lians speak alien..

HB:

"u'll b d 1st to know if its a threat or a promise... Please b patient...
it was only a bluff in the beginnin... but poor stupid egoistic bastarx like hugo_balls cannot b challenge one..
continue to call us names if u wish.. i cant stop u... neither can u..."

Wah threatening ah beng leh, he cannot b challenge one leh, will wan 2 turn bluff into reality. Mii scared sia. So scary ask ppl 2 b paitient 2. Mii wonder wat happen later to me sia. (WTF hahaha)

HB didn't stop just there, we went on mobilising his army in preparation for his 'victorious expedition'. He replied to an allie:

"no use trying to highlight to them about d law la... later they will call u stupid newbies..
"later they call u sunday_balls or golden_balls... i kanna already... your kindness will b repay by "friendly replies" from intelligent "oldies"..."

Psychoing T (allie) that they will end up in the same fate as him. We were targetting only this ultimate sick, sadistic guy, no others, as you can tell.

HB

"but i kinda like it leh... hugo_balls, boss_balls, hugo_ boss_ balls... ah, this is best - stupid hugo_boss_go_bang_balls... anyone knows how to change nick...
MGB - massage_golden_balls... "

Geez should've expected that this sammyboy will get excited about these words. damn it.

To my disappointment HB does have an allie that thinks with his... errr better not use that term or these horny bastards get excited again. Basically I just wanna say they think the same way.

T:

"call me stupid newbie ah.. stupid then stupid lor.. i also don't bother one lah.. they are only above the "laws" in DFS.. u think their balls would shrink if it is outside DFS? i remember someone ever implied his balls are bigger wor.. maybe that's why can do anything he like bah... "

A came out again. Thinking this is really silly,

"*Yawn*
this is getting nowhere.
I would suggest that everyone refrain from commenting. What needs to be said has already been said.
We all have better things to do like putting our time and money where its most needed."

HB is by now feeling very excited about claiming his victory! Thus,

"(he quoted A: "this is getting nowhere.") wrong... this is goin to haunt u... u'll b one to pick d shit... remember, it'll happen when u least expected... bastardise promise to u from a bastard... (stupid-faced whistling icon again)"

*shudders* mighty ah beng. "it'll happen when u least expected". Damn funny English and implication. Does he seriously think that is a threat at all? Wonder why he's so happy calling himself a bastard. One whose mum gave birth to him before getting married.

"(he quoted A: "I would suggest that everyone refrain from commenting. What needs to be said has already been said.") ...................................................................... speechless... u really think u r somebody important hor...(stupid-faced laughing icon again)"

I really wonder how he got the clue that A thinks he's an important person. LOL, cos it seems perfectly alright to me. Sometimes, ah bengs can't tune into our frequencies. Brought up differently you know.

"(he quoted A: "We all have better things to do like putting our time and money where its most needed.") good for u n your oldies gang...
but me newbie, me stupid bastard with nothing better to do.. me got no balls but me got hp to make call n become 25 kia...(stupid-faced icon again)
u go missin from this thread for more than 2 days... return after only after a lady speak up for u... u'r the man... (stupid-faced icon again)
no parents will command their child to pee or shit... it's inhumane... self-proclaim dog lovers - omg, my axxhole is laughing... (stupid-faced icon again)"

Woah, tok about gang oh-leh-ly leh.. *hahahaha* wat is "25 kia" a brand of cah? N hiz asshole can larf! wah, one-der how much ah bengs can larf with assholes. I neber heard anyting lyk ths b4 leh, how amajing..

Finally, my last reply to this thread, no fun talking to HB cos he can't understand what I say..

"No one is but YOU are talking about 'victory'. You wanna claim you can just take it as you appeared victorious. lol. And do you seriously think Bear was my drive to describe (not insult okay) you? tsk, to think I actually attempt to tell you that you are just an eyesore and I cannot help it.

"i cant stop u... neither can u.." wth, this sounds hilarious cos it doesn't make sense! LOL. Calling you name is a personal choice. And make this clear, calling YOU. Don't try using the words "us newbies, they oldies" to mislead and motivate your army. You are the newbie, the NOOB, who spent about 25% of your posts here."

"u'll b d 1st to know if its a threat or a promise... Please b patient..." whoa, *shudders*, you lack the ability to identify threats? And lack the ability to understand that threats do not work well here?

"poor stupid egoistic bastarx like hugo_balls cannot b challenge one.." WOAH!! Cannot be challenged! TOUGH! Woohooo!! hahahahahahaha

Seems like me there's no way people here can bond as one cos we can't reach/tune into each others' frequency. *smirk* Oh well, I'm outta here. The internet is a gift for us to get to know more about people we avoid in real life. "

I'll update again when there are interesting replies!